TAME? HELL NO. My wife says I'm mellowed with age. That's cute. NOT HOUSEBROKE. My wife says I've mellowed with age, that's cute. More ink than bare skin showing, beard got gray still keeps on growing. Neighbors know when I'm coming through, I'm 50 something going on 22. I can shake your hand, I can mind my manners, clean up nice when the occasion
Some Nights I Lose the Fight. Sinner. Some mornings I wake up already tired. Like I never really slept at all. Coffee tastes like yesterday's regrets. Boots feel heavy by the wall. I keep telling myself I'm getting better, but mirrors don't lie worth a damn. There's a war that never leaves my head and I'm just a tired man. I've learned how to smile
I was sitting in my recliner, mindin' my own, watchin' some TV, thought I was alone. Felt a little pressure, figured let 'er slide. Didn't know that sucker had some horsepower inside. I leaned to the left, lifted one cheek, thought it'd be over nice and quick. Gave one little push, then somethin' went pop, my back locked up and I couldn't get up. I
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